Zander is different type of guy. One that genuinely cares. He is sweet, cute, very attractive and could win any girl over. He's always there to listen and never fails to make a girl smile.
Y/n: who was that?
Y/f/n: that was Zander;)
Y/f/n: that was Zander;)
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Get the Zander mug.The act of taking a huge shit in the middle stall while eating 2 sonic burgers and 2 coney dogs...all while QC reviewing people for APR quotes
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Get the Zador mug.An emo prick, with stupid ginger hair that's shaved round the sides and long on the top. The long hair on the top is pulled, with reasonable force (assumed to be a form of self-harming) across the face, so as to hide one eye. Said ginger emo will walk around hitting out with colloquial, yet - strangely - not emo, banter and assume he is funny. Yet, deep down, we all know he is just another ginger emo prick.
Also note that a Zander Emo may well have a bent penis, resembling the shape of a boomerang, but usually not as big, or fun.
Therefore, to spot a Zander Emo one should simply look for the previous mentioned haircut and someone who stands side on when peeing into a urinal.
Also note that a Zander Emo may well have a bent penis, resembling the shape of a boomerang, but usually not as big, or fun.
Therefore, to spot a Zander Emo one should simply look for the previous mentioned haircut and someone who stands side on when peeing into a urinal.
A Zander emo:- My ginger hair is fluttering in the wind and I can't get it to stay over my eye, but oh well - wan life!
- I wish I could hide my status as a paedophile better! Every time I go to the toilet, in school, I have to stand side on and everyone knows I'm staring at the children next to me! I wish I could just glance over subtly - it makes it much easier to have a wank.
- Shut up, sket!
Guy: Here mate, shut yer hole - you're a fuckin' Zander emo.
- I wish I could hide my status as a paedophile better! Every time I go to the toilet, in school, I have to stand side on and everyone knows I'm staring at the children next to me! I wish I could just glance over subtly - it makes it much easier to have a wank.
- Shut up, sket!
Guy: Here mate, shut yer hole - you're a fuckin' Zander emo.
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"Oh my! You must be a Zade!" or "I wish some how I was lucky enough to be with someone like a Zade."
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