zork

For a pearson to physicaly suck a fart out of ones (animal or human) ass hole using nothing but your mouth.

damn that zork tasted like pure shit.

by Alex Craig February 18, 2007

Zork Zero

Zork Zero is the result of an adventure in the program AI Dungeon. Zork Zero is the limit of power and strength. You do one final despicable act and you reach Zork Zero.

You rip you penis off and beat the teacher with it. You beat her until she stops moving.
You are now ruler of Earth.
END.
You have reached the "Zork Zero"

by Sleevpalpy April 27, 2023

zork zucchini

The zork zucchini occurs when you defecate on to a hard outdoor surface and then wait 7-10 days until petrification, then take the petrified log and spray paint it green, then replace your favorite dildo with the zucchini-like log. Finally, when ripeness is at its peak, pass the zork zucchini on to a close friend by placing in the crisper drawer of their refrigerator. Can be garnished with your favorite dressing and served chilled.

I wanted to a make a salad the other day, but all I had around the house was a zork zucchini.

by jeardon69 July 6, 2008

Zork

Zork, an insult, see also, cunt, cock, and assface.

You fhockin ZORK

by CoverFireStyx March 8, 2017

get Zorked

if one is to be zorked, he is getting destroyed inside or outside a game

GET ZORKED FGGT

by anonymous June 8, 2017

Zork

A massive pus- filled zit. A blemish so large it cannot be disguised by any amount of makeup. This hideous eyesore has a heartbeat of its own. Those with a zork have been known to avoid public places for days.

I am mortified by this gigantic zork on my face.

by Kismet13 November 13, 2017

Zork

Alternative spellings: Zorc, Z-Ork

A soldier of the Russian Federation, particularly one of those who have invaded Ukraine in vehicles marked with the letter Z

The Zorks have committed another war crime
The Ukrainians shelled a Zork convoy and turned them into good Russians

by Chiron27 April 15, 2022