zoombie

zoombie(n)

what happens to corp employees trapped by too many zoom-based meetings which never ever resolve issues...
result:

a) open-eyed coma
b) zombie-like nodding
c) covert day drinking
d) non-accidental technical difficulties

origin: mash up of "zoom" (video conferencing app) plus "zombie" (living dead; magically reanimated corpse)

After 18 months of WFH no surprise just about everyone at CitiGroup was reduced to zoombie mode.

by ZeeHero March 13, 2022

Zoombie

The state one enters approximately 3-5 hours into a video conference meeting that you are actually trying to pay attention to and participate in.

By the end of the full day Zoom meeting every single staff person had become a Zoombie!

by SirWordyII October 27, 2020

Zoombie

Someone who has spent too long in Zoom calls

We did a Zoom meet up, then a Zoom dinner, then a Zoom Booze up, then Zoom dance off... now we’ve turned into Zoombies. 🧟 ♂️

by Arcwords June 10, 2020

Zoombie

A fast zombie

Trixie: “What do you call a fast zombie?”
Katya: “A Zoombie!”

by 01000001 01001101 01000011 July 5, 2023

zoombie

People being inside homes and on zoom calls that steal their life forces from them!

COVID-19 has turned us into a society of zoombies!!

by thinkingtoad May 14, 2020

Zoombie

The lifeless state one enters after being in meaningless corporate Zoom meetings all day while working from home.

My poor wife, she saw me emerge from my basement office at 6pm a lifeless Zoombie.

by drunk dude 69 May 14, 2020

Zoombie

Zoomers walking out into traffic staring at their phones thinking they're saving the world by protesting with their fingertips.

That zoombie only eats organic non gmo soy gluten and nut free raw vegan food but can't even get off the couch to water the tomato plants wilting on the front porch! Useless!

by OMGmyPANTS February 16, 2020