zeus 

the greatest of all of the Greek gods

Zeus was the god of the sky, and therefore ruled everything below him. So, he ruled everything. Except the Sun, the Moon, Tartaros (Hell) and the Sea.

zeus by Dude 2000 November 4, 2003

Zeus 

A person who tries to rule everything. Thinks they are in charge at all times. Think they are as good as a greek god. Loves attention, and has a very big ego.

John: Dude Jeremy is bein a frickin Zeus
Kevin: Yea hes gonna start pissin people off.

Zeus by Jon Gabriel May 3, 2007

Zeus 

He's Funny, and Charming but can be a prick at times. Once he hears his name, he'll come running saying "I heard my name". He's hot and cool, likes sports like volleyball. He is incredibly bipolar and has very little commonsense.

But if you have a Zeus in your life, take care of it and don't get on its bad side.

R1 : Hey you seen Zeus?
R2 : No, but he's a prick
Zeus : I heard my name

Zeus by Rocksssssssssssssssss September 15, 2020

zeus 

a great name for a bong, and also a greek god who ruled it all.

person 1: dude come take a hit from zeus
person 2: nahh man im already high enough
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person 1: what is our homework tonight?
person 2: we have to research zeus and pandora's box. this sucks..

zeus by bbnnyhoney April 14, 2008

Zeus 

After having sexual intercourse with a woman in a bath tub full of water, hurry up and grab a toaster, plug it in and throw it into the tub whilst yelling "ZEUS BEOTCH!"

An example of a conversation after preforming a Zeus the previous night:

Person 1: How'd that shit with Kira go last night? You get any?

Person 2: Fuckin' right doggie! I Zuesed that slut!

Person 1: You might want to think about hiding out for a little while bro.

Zeus by Bebop45 March 27, 2009

zeus 

1.) A male of any species that engages in sexual intercourse with otherwise inanimate objects and animals.

2.) A guy that will fuck anything.

Joe is such a zeus, just look at him go at with that dead possum!

zeus by Anonymous November 3, 2003

zeus 

Slang for a ZSU 23-4. A Russian anti-aircraft weapons platform.

Watch out for a Zeus, they'll turn our planes into scrap metal.

zeus by Darrell A. Pierce January 12, 2004