A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.
I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
Get the Yapper Napper Treats mug.A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.
I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2021
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A canine whose shrill yapping is so painfully penetrating and unrelenting that your typical devoted love of dogs is momentarily interrupted.
The little dog next door is such a 24-7 ultra yapper that many of our immediate neighbors have considered hiring a dog kidnapping specialist to find him a more suitable and distant home.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2019
Get the ultra yapper mug.The hostile folks who gleefully set the stage for their endlessly annoying yapping canines to drive others to fits of screaming.
Yup, yapper enablers are not just lazy and irresponsible, they actually get off on having their dogs communicate “fuck you” to their neighbors for them.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021
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Yes officer, you have caught me red-handed, I am in fact the savior of our neighborhood, the fantasy yapper sniper!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2021
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