yule log

A shit log that is encrusted with undigested green vegetable matter interspersed with blood clots from hemorrhoids.

Man, I have to stop eating so much broccoli with cheese. I was bunged up for days until I finally gave birth to a yule log.

by Trainable June 29, 2008

Yule Log

a satisfying poop that one takes during the holiday season.

James: Hey, where's Tom at?
Corey: He's in the washroom dropping a Yule Log

by JimmidyJames December 29, 2009

yule log

Wrapping a Christmas bow around your penis and placing it on a female (or male) companions face.

Dude, I totally gave her the Yule Log last night!

by GoingToAlpha December 22, 2010

Yule Hole

The last hole to which a man is able to stretch his belt at a Christmas dinner.)

unknown was celebrating a yule hole day.

by electric spark January 12, 2019

Yule log

n.- A thick, frozen feces stick, made by taking a large, gooey turd, wrapping it in plastic wrap, and placing in the freezer. The yule log is, when hardened by freezing, employed in masturbation.

I saw your mom lick the yule log last nite after she stick it in her coocheroo.

by ZAN*** November 23, 2003

Yule Douche

Yule Douche (yool' - doosh)
Anyone who prematurely decorates for Christmas on or before Thanksgiving thereby ruining both holidays for the observer.

Wife: "Jesus H. Christ!! Ugh!"
Husband: "What's wrong?"
Wife: "Look! The Yule Douches across the street have already setup their 50 Christmas lawn decorations and we haven't even carved the turkey yet! I hate them and there's no time left to shop and we havent even...."
Husband: "Ugh, now I have to listen to this for the next four weeks. Thanks, stupid Yule Douches!!"

by ItsJoeK November 25, 2009

Yule Log

A shit that leaves your asshole burning long after you have left the bowl.

That Thai food I had yesterday made me drop a few yule logs this morning and now my asshole is on fire. Think I'll have to skip school.

by Clutchmaster October 07, 2009