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Wash your mouth 

Used as a response to an obscene statement, this phrase recalls unpleasant childhood memories wherein mothers would "wash out" a child's mouth with soap as a punishment for using curse words or crude language.
Cristobal: Dude, Jenna was being a total bitch last night. She broke my goddamn Death Star model. That shit was fucking to scale too.

Geraldo: Hey man, I don't care. Wash your mouth.
Wash your mouth by Aaron Michael January 4, 2008
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Deep South In Your Mouth 

When a man from Mississippi is going down on his sister/wife, and get's a surprise mouthful of his daddys cum.

whos in your mouth

a game a group of men play on a girl "usualy younger" that involves a blindfold and no less then 3 guys where the girl tries to guess the male in her mouth.
ashley played "whos in your mouth" lastnight with tom steve and i it got messy

Melts in your mouth

Phrase used by people who don't actually know how to review food, but want to describe something that tastes good.
"Derek! Try this turkey, it just melts in your mouth!"
"Oh wow, this ice cream just melts in your mouth..."

put your foot in your mouth 

Saying something that makes a person feel pain or embarrassment.
I had to second-guess you for a while for putting your foot in your mouth.

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth? 

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.
loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

put your mouth to good use 

It is a slang term for sucking dick
Girl how about you come to my house and put your mouth to good use