yort

yort is for all things. yort is simultaneously nothing and everything. you are yort...your mom is so yort...we. are. yort. it’s the most versatile word in the history of words. like cmon man, yort. y-o-r-t. it just rolls of the tongue so nicely. yort. yort yort. i’m surprised it’s not in webster’s dictionary already!! ALL the kids are saying yort :D deuces, yort!!

person a: “god...i’m so tired. i could kill for a yort right now :/“

person b: “my stupid whore girlfriend is being SUCH a yort. ugh”

person c: “omg aiden!! your song is soooo yort! i lauv it :)”

by smegmalover420 August 14, 2020

Yorted

Is the past tense of yeet.

Rember that time i yorted that dead baby

by twateye January 18, 2019

yort!

Word of welcome or general exuberance.

Also see yort-dar

1. It took all night, but the lads finally got Leftover Crack to say YORT! on stage.

2. When Craig saw Micky he shouted YORT! to get his attention.

by dtdb September 2, 2007

Yorting

When you're incredibly tired and yawn so hard that you snort.

"What the heck was that? "
"I'm so tired, i yorted."

"I was yorting all night, because i was so exhausted and tired. "

by tiph September 18, 2015

yorts

a friendly call to a friend

hey yorts! come here.

by ispeak June 21, 2006

yort

Male or female ejaculate. Jism. Sperm or vaginal secretions.

After I was finished with her, the dumb cougar had yort all over her face.

by yorter July 30, 2008

Yimmy Yort

a hypebeast that likes to bewl sometimes.

Damn yimmy yort where you get them bois.
Yimmy stop boolin.

by dat boi Bimmy April 18, 2018