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An exclamation that is shouted when someone sees an ugly person. It is also used to name the ugly person.
Variations of yort include: bort, mort, bart, mart, yart, jono, etc.
Dude, do you see that ugly guy over there? YORT!!!
Jono is so ugly that everyone just calls him yort or yortface
by Gage R April 28, 2008
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Noun: Used in a separate sentence to follow a statement, the use of muday immediately makes the previous statement false.
Verb: To lie or decieve
Men love listening to what women have to say. Muday.
Midgets are tall. Muday
Coby said he was gonna meet me here, but i think he was just mudaying.
by Gage R April 28, 2008
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