yogurt moustache

when you ejaculate on to a persons face in the shape of a moustache.

"I want you to give me a yogurt moustache strifetoe"

by Zincster November 14, 2004

Frozen Yogurt

Ice cream for bitch ass niggas.

Person 1: Where did Evan go?
Person 2: To get some Frozen Yogurt.
Person 1: What a bitch ass nigga!

by D Ten June 15, 2015

Yogurt Cave

1 A female that is so dirty that, upon viewing her, one imagines her vagina contains and makes its own yogurt.

2 Nickname for Monica. That bitch is gross!

Bergies girlfriend was so nasty that all the l337 peeps named that shit yogurt cave.

person1: Oh my god i would so hit that!
person2: Ew man that shit is nasty!
person1: Fuck no dude!
person2: Man it looks like her vagina is full of yogurt!
person1: LAWL! Yogurt Cave?
person2: str8 up!

by c-dog and p_c May 3, 2006

yogurt man

The yogurt man is a very sexy person made of yogurt that seduces you and brings them to their yogurt strip club to then yogurt the shit out of you ;) until you pass out and turn you into a yogurt stripper. This cult is very exclusive and the yogurt man only chooses who he believes would make the best yogurt strippers it's an honor to be one ;)

Person 1: Oh shit what happened to out bro
Person 2: bro got seduced by yogurt man and is now a yogurt stripper for life :(

by y.o.g.u.r.t. m.a.n. May 18, 2021

yogurt gun

See also: penis

Please holster your yogurt gun while in public.

by thewangman January 20, 2009

yogurt slinger

Yet another slang term for the penis. This is due to the
similarity in the consistency of semen and yogurt.

Peter North has a fucking awesome yogurt slinger!

by Gnomercy September 19, 2006

Yogurt Night

n. A special night where you and your partner romantically eat yogurt together. Can become extremely difficult if talking bees get in the way.

Vanessa: Listen you better go because we’re really busy working.
Kenny: But it’s our yogurt night!
Vanessa: Awwww, buh-bye!
Kenny: Why is yogurt night so DIFFICULT?!

by zl_CHANNERZ_lz April 12, 2021