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you are what you eat

A great comeback to use when someone calls you a pussy.
Guy 1: "You won't jack that car?! You're a pussy."

Guy 2: "Well, you are what you eat."
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What did you eat today?

An uncomplicated question to get people to talk.

It was first used by Marine in the summer of 2003 when he joined one of the elite guilds on Ragnarok Online. The people in the guild did not talk often, and being as talkative as he was, Marine broke the ice by asking everyone a simple question: What did you eat today?

It is a question that is easy to answer and concerns a topic that everyone can relate to (food); the perfect icebreaker.
In the summer of 2004:

Esperine: What did you eat today?
Alynia: I had pizza! o_o
Persona: Chicken D:
Verdande: Mmm.. noodles ;o
by Marine October 7, 2004
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Don't shit where you eat

Don't behave in a way, or make choices, that will ruin something you depend on.
Captalist: Let's just dispose of this toxic waste in the nearby river where people fish.

Sane person: Say what ? That's suicide. Don't shit where you eat, my friend.
by Wyrd Sister March 9, 2017
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The infamous Cigarette you smoke after you get done eating a meal, or even a snack.
Ex:

Matt: Let's go have that Cigarette-After-You-Eat-Cigarette!

Preston: I'm already smoking the Cigarette after you smoke your Cigarette-After-You-Eat-Cigarette!
by The Advocates August 14, 2009
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That's Not The Way You Eat A Panini

An expression used when something is not done properly.

Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*

You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.
by ezeebee January 18, 2009
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Daddy, why did you eat my fries?

Then Marceline asked, "Daddy, why did you eat my fries?"
by banh a a February 18, 2020
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I'll make you eat those words

How to defeat no u and the uno reverse card
person 1:"no u"

person 2:"I'll make you eat those words!"
by twitter.com June 16, 2019
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