Danksgiving

Getting as high as you can before eating your Thanksgiving meal

Today we give thanks to the Lord our Ganj, for this bountiful Danksgiving meal.

by Josh Malk November 28, 2011

Ranksgiving

When someone farts or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving.

Bobo was the Ranksgiving turkey when he stank up the only bathroom at grandma’s.

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Tanksgiving

Holiday celebrated in the US only. The Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Known for copious amounts of drinking with old friends who have no work or school the next day.

Let's go out drinking; it's Tanksgiving and that's what the pilgrims would want us to do.

by Bustergloves June 29, 2014

Ranksgiving

Horrible Thanksgiving experience where at least one of your family members throws a fit, your dad insults your aunt, and your grandpa insults you. Everyone will also get drunk on wine.

Person 1: How was your Thanksgiving?

Person 2: More like Ranksgiving - my aunt got really drunk and promised me scuba diving lessons when in reality she's broke.

Person 1: Hey, that happened to me, too!

by Molly the Menace November 17, 2011

Danksgiving

1) When you go to a thanksgiving party and everything goes as planned and the turkey is perfectly cooked.
2) After smoking a lot and I mean a lot of weed, get the munchies, and then have an "awesome" meal
3) What I did on thanksgiving, go to a boring ass hippy party, find some friends that you werent expecting to see, getting some chronic joints blazed, passing them to the right, and having a "fuckin sweet" time.

Square: Man I had the best Thanksgiving ever, it was so dank! Almost like a Danksgiving...
Smokey McPot: Dude my old highschool friend came up from LA last weekend he we got him so baked!!! (laughter) he thought it was the best Danksgiving ever!
Me: (2:30 pm) Dude we have to be here till like 6.
Me: Why is it taking so long to roll that joint??
(minutes later) *cough* *cough* Dude this gravy is giving me funny looks... (more laughter)

by Pete...Jones November 27, 2009

Hanksgiving

You marathon a bunch of Tom Hanks movies on Thanksgiving.

Joey: Hay let's have a Hanksgiving. Isn't that so clever?
Bob: Shut up

by Weirdo Sheep February 28, 2016

Danksgiving

A cool and hip thanksgiving, yo.

Dang Sabrina, that was a pretty lit Danksgiving!! Can't wait for next year!

by RamLed November 24, 2016