weird al yankovic

famous for parodies of popular songs like i love rock and roll and lose yourself with songs like i love rocky road and couch potato. he also has a wide veriety of polkas like angry white boy polka and polka power. with have clips of other songs in them like fell in love with a girl and intergalactic planitary. his latest c.d.: poodle hat. and he is the proud owner of that song backstreet boys are gay.

weird al yankovic is one of the best singers ive ever heard.

by nobody important May 13, 2005

bone yanker

one who frequently engages in the yanking of bones

Gawd! Danford, you're such a bone yanker.

Quit smoking the dick weed you bone yanker!!

by c.nutt February 20, 2009

Yeti-Yanker

Stimulator of the Abdominal Snowman - in other words, you masturbate imaginary monsters.

God Damn yeti-yankers are pissin me off

by Jester December 24, 2002

Yanker

A hybrid of the term yankee - as in an American citizen - and the British word wanker - literally means to masturbate but more commonly used as an insult to refer to anothers stupidity; it is almost akin to using the word 'cunt' but in a more socially acceptable manor that does not offend all.

He constantly called the girl a limey whore. She called him a yanker.

by spagnolameronald September 9, 2009

Yankard

When something is yankard it smells bad usually looks bad but tastes mediocre not good not bad just mediocre

Have you ever had quiche

No

I think it’s a yankard

by JET2474 June 23, 2022

wanker yanker

1) An American who is also a wanker.

2) An American who is mid-wank.

Person 1: Oi mate, do you see that yank ova there?

Person 2: Yea mate, hes a wanker yanker.

Person 1: Literally.

by StevenAyank March 21, 2016

shank yanker

A middle-aged man who masterbates with a knife while listening to the recorded sound of children screaming.

When the cleaning lady opened the drawer and found a rusted blade and a spooge-stained tape recorder, she knew there was a shank yanker inhabiting the room.

by ickabodCANE February 26, 2004