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You gotta be pulling my pants down kid! 

When something happens and it makes such little sense that a little kid running up to you and pulling your pants down seems more logical.
Jeff - "Hey Tom, did you hear that billy is going out with your ex?"
Tom - "You gotta be pulling my pants down kid!"

You gotta be shitting me! 

The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.
Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"

You gotta be shiting me 

When you gotta be kidding me isn't enough.
A: Shit that psycho is still following us!

B: You gotta be shiting me.

You Gotta be Strokin' Me 

A phrase usually used in disbelief, has the same meaning as you gotta be kidding me.
Zach: Dude did you hear Phil hooked up with another fat chick?

Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week
You Gotta be Strokin' Me by bong4 October 6, 2012

You gotta mouse in your pocket? 

When one uses the royal "we" in conversation instead of I.
"I think we should do something stupid."

Reply:

"You gotta mouse in your pocket?"

you gotta want it

Something that may seem to hard to achieve without that lil reach down deep and really put some ass into it hints you gotta want it ! You have to give it your all heart and soul
When someone says “I’m gonna take over the world “ and you tell them “ you gotta want it !”