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zakk wylde

Great guitarist for sure, but i prefer him as a songwriter, his solos are not the ones that you remember for a long time, his songs maybe yes. He wrote some killer ballads ('No other' for example) and some great tunes from Pride and Glory to BLS. Forget his rightwing political attitude, he's still a great songwriter and i respect much him cause he actually can play a guitar, he's not making success like the 99% of mtv crap only because they're young and cute.
by Treddy May 30, 2006
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Zakk Wylde

This is the god of the guitar and Heavy Metal music.
by inanmb December 17, 2006
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Zakk Wylde

A sell-out artist, partially known for his chewbacca-snatch hairdo, who crossed from country to metal while sucking Ozzy's 4-inch weasel. The bull-eye's design on his guitar is there to let other men know where to dump their jizz. His common clothing consist of faggot (Harley-riders) clothes along with assless leather chaps. The reason for his current shaggy and homeless appearance is because he is a veteran of the infamous bum fights videos, not a veteran of any war. The reason why he let his beard grow out is because he doesn't want any of his old "clients" from his previous "job" (prostitute) to recognize him and his feminine features. Although not well-known, the reason why this wigger does not like artist Fred Durst is because Durst reminds the assless chap wearing mountain man of his younger rebellious (and gay years) of blowing Ozzy.
Son: "Hey dad?"
Dad: "Yes Son?"
Son: "I want a guitar so I can be like Zakk Wylde!"
Dad:"What?! No son of mine is sucking Ozzy's dick!!!"
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Jakk Wylde

Stage name for Tralee born musician J.D. Is currently a piercer in Metal Urges Tattoo and Piercing studio.
For many years he excelled as a semi-pro wrestler within the Tralee Wrestling Federation, until his music called back to him. His grandiose signature stylings and impressive use of the "sweep-picking" technique, have gained him an almost God-like status within the Kerry music scene.
His name is taken as a variation on the famous Black Label Society guitarist "Zakk Wylde". Although this was probably done to achieve some notariety, in his own right he has gained a somewhat ammount of infamy.
Has been known to shave off all his body hair for areo-dynamic purposes, he mainly does it for easy access into John Sykes style leather pants.
Has been known to be quite aggressive when approached, it is best to proceed from behind as his latent homosexual tendancies get him to " ...be kind from behind"
When asked what he thought of Jakk, Yngwie Malmstein replied : "...who the fuck are you talking about man?!!? .. and no i don't fucking like doughnuts!!!!!!"
"man that shit was Jakk Wylde"
by tralee-msic-buff June 19, 2008
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Pepsi Wylde

Pepsi Wylde is Pepsi cola variety introduced into the Australian market on 31st of December 2008. It is targeted at the Gay and Lesbian community.

The name Pepsi Wylde alludes to the free, alternative and energetic spirit of the gay and lesbian community, and also to the poet-author Oscar Wilde who was also a flaming man's-man

The launch of Pepsi Wylde included an advertising campaign featuring actor Hugh Jackman, in a vague reprise of his role as Peter Allen, yelling the slogans "Have it all, baby!" and "We dance to a rainbow music!" cracked out of his fucking gourd, dancing to a Euro-beat soundtrack in an alleyway filled with sweaty, half naked gay men.

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Pepsi Wylde! We dance to a rainbow music!
by Immortal Yawn January 4, 2011
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zakk wylde

A rightwing conservative Christian but all of his little fans are the biggest leftwing anti-Christian bigots you've ever heard of.
by Rock & Roll-over metal January 22, 2005
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one of ozzy's main guitarists, until he finally realized that zakk wylde in an ass. yeah he is a good guitar player but he playes the role of I am gonna kick your ass cause I'm zakk wylde and I'm the greatest guitar player ever.
also one of the most egomanical bastards in heavy/metal. He even put his own name in front of his band name and the band website is zakkwylde.com
by Nick January 29, 2005
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