Wusband

When you married a man and divorce him and he changes to a woman

My Wusband has the kids this weekend.

My ex husband Amy is now my Wusband

by Agatha63 August 12, 2018

Wasband

A former Husband who you are now divorced from.

My wasband Laurence is giving me such a hard time with the spousal support. How am I supposed to pay for all my expenses without his monthly support payments!

by Balbal69 July 31, 2020

wasband

A former husband. Someone you were married to formerly and are now divorced from. Denotes merely a descriptive term. Can often connote fondness when in the right context.

"S" is my wasband. Now, I'm married to "Q". He's my "Is-band".

by Evie Weinstein January 13, 2008

wasband

an ex-husband

I'd love to go out for drinks, but I have to deal with my idiot wasband tonight.

by Ken Bergenham October 8, 2003

WASband

Noun.

Former husband.

Antonym: ISband

"My WASband was addicted to online porn and hookers, so I had to ditch the motherfucker."

by Maven April 15, 2004

wasband

1. the person who WAS your husBAND.
2. what you call the father of your children because you feel terribly bad crossing him out ("ex") every time you speak of him in front of the kids.
3. how you snidely introduce your new boyfriend to your ex-husband.
4. the HAS BEEN of a HUSBAND
5. your baby's daddy

"Damn, my wasband tried to hook-up with me again today as I tried to drop off the kids."

"Mike, this is my new lover, Jason. Jason, this is my wasband."

by kallisto concoctions June 20, 2009

wuzband

A wuzband is a has-been husband and it's a great way to refer to your "Ex". Wuzband embodies a touch of humor and you and your friends don't have to honor him with his given name. And best of all you don't get on everyone's nerves with all those bitter adjectives. Popularized by Linda Cantrell a radio talk show host.

I saw the wuzband in town yesterday.

by Linda Cantrell June 3, 2008