Wet Wumpus

When you say someone is “wet wumpus” it is the highest ranking complement in our language. Calling someone a wet wumpus means you truly appreciate them and by calling them that it shows they mean the world to you

Boris: just had a pit noodle and a wank
You: you are not wet wumpus go back to monkey school

by Wet Wumpus August 20, 2022

wumpussexual

Wumpussexual is where you are sexually attracted to Wumpus. Wumpus is the well-known mascot of Discord. So if your wumpussexual then you are sexually attracted to Wumpus.

Bruh wumpus is so hot. I'm so wumpussexual

by myfer_defines June 22, 2023

wumpus cat

A readily "willing" female of below-average looks, and above-average weight. See also "Sea Donkey".

Man, I know Kelly is your friend and all, but that club-rat is a straight up Wumpus Cat!

by tooty September 26, 2005

Wumpus

The back part of the head where a bump is found.

Jareds wumpus is huge.

by Jake Brodsky September 15, 2005

wumpus

A large expanding butthole. One may have a wumpus after taking it up the butt or taking a catastrophic dump.

After I pulled my dick out of Jane's butthole, she had an enormous wumpus.

by Luke April 22, 2006

Wumpus

Someone who is extremely thirsty

"Did you see how Kevin was all over that girl?"

"Man he is such a wumpus"

by The Wumpmeister May 20, 2014

wumpu

Typically the shorting or misspelling of "Wumpus". But, it's used by one Discord user. wumpu#8364. It's just a dude, with a cool username. People sometimes call him wumpus, and he doesn't really mind it. How to he get that username? The fruit from Crash Bandicoot, the Wumpas.

1 "Man, wumpu sure does like osu!mania, he must get no bitches."

2 "Naaah, with his finger skills he would be great with the girls."

by bizzybeeizzy March 7, 2022