wumbus

a person who never understands the person he or she is talking to and always goes off topic

"hey John, can you roll up the mat?"
"so the other day I was walking in the park and-"
"jesus christ, you're such a wumbus"

by wunglehumber March 15, 2022

wumpussexual

Wumpussexual is where you are sexually attracted to Wumpus. Wumpus is the well-known mascot of Discord. So if your wumpussexual then you are sexually attracted to Wumpus.

Bruh wumpus is so hot. I'm so wumpussexual

by myfer_defines June 22, 2023

wumpus cat

A readily "willing" female of below-average looks, and above-average weight. See also "Sea Donkey".

Man, I know Kelly is your friend and all, but that club-rat is a straight up Wumpus Cat!

by tooty September 26, 2005

Wumpus

The back part of the head where a bump is found.

Jareds wumpus is huge.

by Jake Brodsky September 15, 2005

wumpus

A large expanding butthole. One may have a wumpus after taking it up the butt or taking a catastrophic dump.

After I pulled my dick out of Jane's butthole, she had an enormous wumpus.

by Luke April 22, 2006

Wumbus

The shape made by the outline of an ice cream cone with a scoop of ice cream in it.

Mother: What is your favorite shape?
Child: A wumbus!

by hayleybrooke November 27, 2012

Wumpus

Someone who is extremely thirsty

"Did you see how Kevin was all over that girl?"

"Man he is such a wumpus"

by The Wumpmeister May 20, 2014