wtmf

What the mother fuck?

by Diablo the Echidna October 6, 2003

WTFWJD

Acronym for "What the fuck would Jesus do"

I am really at a crossroads in my life I wonder WTFWJD?

by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007

wtfwkbd

What the fuck would Kevin Bacon do?

Originated from the "Original Grandma's Cookies."

Used as an outburst- similar to wtf.
"i have a problem"
"just ask yourself wtfwkbd"

by Enter Text Here.... December 31, 2008

WTFWJD

What-The-Fuck-Would-Jesus-Do?
This acronym has been used to mock and also used in completely opposite circumstances that a Christian would to reply with wwjd.
It is also a popular song by the band ISMFOF. I-Set-My-Friends-On-Fire.

"So, there was a passed out girl in my bed. I had to make the right choice on what to do. So I simply said to myself, WTFWJD?

by gotthatfromyomomma June 5, 2009

WTFWJDFAKB

Short for What The Fuck Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar. The illegitimate child of WTF (What The Fuck), WWJD (What Would Jesus Do), and What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar, from the Klondike bar commercials. Used as an adjective for a type of question, usually an All-Consuming question. Usually accompanied with an -ing suffix.

Jim: How big is the universe?

Ted: Stop WTFWJDFAKBing. It pisses me off.

by ChaosHazard April 13, 2009

wtfwtcmd

wtfwtcmd "what the fuck would the cookie monster do"

"dude wheres my cookies, i left them there a hour ago"

"mate just ask yourself wtfwtcmd :)"

"ahh, go get more"

by Ben 93 January 2, 2010

WAMFW

WISH A MOTHER FUCKER WOULD

Someone tried to take my parking spot and i said, I WAMFW......

by TDKPRO December 6, 2010