Spit Wristy

When a male or female excretes saliva into the palm of their hand and proceeds to vigorously masturbate a penis shaft until arrival.

"Hey Brian, did you get any action last night?"

"Hell yes! Emma wouldn't let me fuck her closed fist, but I got a spit wristy instead! Don't I look so muscular and healthy today? Yeah, spit wristys do that!"

by BartoBabyGurl March 7, 2010

face wristie

if wristie refers to the humble hand-job, a face-wristie is a wristie performed by the mouth.

by jingo! josh madden would never knock back a face wristie!

by carly_bon_bon August 10, 2010

Chicken Wristy

Eating chicken nuggets while you're jerking off, using the sauce that comes with the chicken to wank, dipping the chicken nuggets in at the same time.

Paddy: Why's Dylan have so much barbeque sauce?
Seamus: Oh, he just discovered the chicken wristy.

by Kiffyy November 28, 2013

Nutella wristy

Shaking ones tally whacker with Nutella

Lisa: hey man I gotta check my pants
Peter: wanna touch my junk with Nutella? (Nutella wristy)

by Tonguepunchmyfartbox June 14, 2014

nutella wristy

When someone smears poo on their hand and gives a handjob (wristy)

eg.

Lauren: Hey baby I got to take a shit. Want a nutella wristy when I get back?
Liam: Sure baby that sounds swell mmmmmmm

by In your endo June 14, 2014

Dry wristy

When a female masturbates your penis with no lube.

First coined by the legendary Ryan Basaraba of Van City.

"She gives good Dry Wristy's"

by purple mave May 21, 2010

crispy wristy

A crispy wristy is when you are old and masturbate while having arthritis in your wrists.

Hey Jim... What did you do last night?
Nothing Neil my Arthritis is playing up... But I had a crispy wristy before bed.

by Neilbmx23 October 12, 2017