wouter

Someone who throws a party but ends up insanely drunk causing him to throw up in his own backyard and pass out on the ground.

Why where you such a wouter yesterday? You missed out on a great party

by JHamHam March 16, 2010

A wouter

When a girl at a party gives you a blowjob in the bathroom

- dude have you seen anna?
-i think she's giving a wouter to John

by Engecarto September 20, 2018

wouter

Wouter is often used as a term of endearment between close friends in Slovinia. Often taken to mean intelegent or calculating its uses range from sexualy attractive to Condicending.

Damn, your a wouter man.

Shit, he was such a wouter to me.

by Transavial September 26, 2005

wouter

gayboy, faggot.
attracted to the same sex, mostly male on male relationships.
wouter means also you're a fucking n00b. and that you're like n00b forever.
only to be used if you realy hate the guy who you wanne call wouter.

omfg you're so wouter

by willem May 13, 2005

wouter

It is a really small kid. Who smells like dog farts and eats ass

Look its a wouter
Huy, i cant see him
use ur glasses! its a small kid
ooh

by Thibautl06 December 11, 2021

Dirty Wouter

When you have sex with a girl with an artifical eye and during intercourse she takes out her eye and you fuck her in her eye socket.

The only reason I am with that girl is to eventually try to pull a Dirty Wouter.

by Yumi Ishiyama March 17, 2021

Wouter

A Dutch windmill by nature, is capable of producing the most toxic farts on earth.

Wouter comes from the Dutch word for "ruler of the midgets" referring to people under 3 feet.

He is a passionate lover despite premature ejaculation issues.

Wouter lead the midgets into battle

by bigtitsted October 14, 2019