personally i would never take that amount of disrespect

When that one guy in the friend group instigates an argument to make a point about themselves

John: that’s why you look like a pineapple
Joe: that’s why you get no bitches
Frien: Aye John you gon’ let him talk to you like that? Personally I would never take that amount of disrespect

by I read dictionaries June 12, 2022

I would do my part

A subtle way to say that you would obviously hook up with an attractive girl, without sounding desperate.

Ian: Wow, Lily is looking good today. I would love to lay her out on that table and...
Karl: Come on dude, don't be so crass. But yes, I would do my part.

by John Wilkes Boothman October 8, 2009

if she were naughty, I would spank her

Phrase most popular in the late 90s and early 2000s; guys would say this to each other to express that a woman was physically attractive. Rarely used nowadays, and even then only by people 30-50 yrs old.

"Hey, John. Do you think Jane at Sam Goody is cute?"
"G'yeah... if she were naughty, I would spank her."

by The Rev NG8 August 5, 2018

So cute that I would eat you up!

A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.

Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*

by Hentai-Man, the Bamboozler. October 1, 2020

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.

Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

by rarrrgh October 10, 2006

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

The catchphrase that the villians of the television show "Scooby Doo" would utter after being apprehended and unmasked.

"That's right, it was I who committed the quadruple homicide and armed robbery. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

by Jinkies September 11, 2006

i would like that..

When a guy is texting or talking on the phone with his girl, and he askes her to go somewhere and 'hang out' with him (he's actually asking her on a date) and she says "I would like that" then you guys go out, and she stares at your lips. Well boy, its your chance to kiss your lucky ladie!

(Texting)

Tommy: hey babe, wanna go to the movies and hangout?
Jenny: I would like that..(:

Tommy: alright see you there.

(at the movies)

Tommy: hey Jenny!
Jenny: hey! *Jenny stares at Tommy's lips*

Tommy: *kisses Jenny*

by whyDoYouCareStalkerMuch77 November 6, 2011