woopert

An extremely soft dog. Specifically a beagle.

My woopert is very soft.

by A guy from the military June 12, 2008

Toilet Whomper

A girl who just had a one night stand, got knocked up and aborted her baby and flushed it down the toilet.

"Hey, sorry I took so long in the bathroom."
"You didn't just flush our baby down the craphole, did you?"
"No..."
"OMG you're such a toilet whomper."

by Toilet Whomper February 8, 2009

catty wompers

A term used in the US Midwest to describe something out of balance, vibrating, or shaky.

My car is shaking badly because the front wheels are catty wompers.

by england phi beta gamma February 23, 2008

Wooper

A dual Water/Ground type Pokémon introduced in Generation II. It evolves into Quagsire starting at level 20.
Wooper resembles an upright, armless axolotl. Its head is large compared to its body, and it has small, round, black eyes. It has purple, branching gills on either side of its head; the males have more branches in its gills than the females. Wooper stands on two small, round feet, and it has a large, thick tail. On its belly are dark blue curved markings.

Wooper is pleased with his friends drowning.

by OrangeBurrito November 1, 2018

Wally Womper

The most British way to call someone a cock sucker.

Sir, take that cock out of your mouth! Do you want people calling you a wally womper?

by OleHickory! November 29, 2016

wooper

a verb; it means to kidnap small children with malicious intent

Person1: "Dude, look at that white van. Looks sketchy."
Person2: "I know. I think he wants to wooper some children."

by A_aav March 9, 2022

wooper

1. a pokemon
2. a penis

1.my wooper beat your ponytaw.
2.don't let your wooper go limp

by Foxy Trouble August 11, 2006