Woodsmith

A female or male that makes a practice of sucking cock.

I'm going to see my woodsmith tonight ....I could sure use a good blow job.

by JoeyBomm April 13, 2021

Woodsman

Someone possessing numerous strong qualities in parallel with nature. This makes them extremely attractive yet, one is unable to ruin the untouched natured of the person through dating, relationships ect.

James is such a woodsman, he can fend off a bear while knitting a pair of socks from organic wool and whittling a heart from a stump.

by LilyRainFlower March 4, 2011

WOWism

The almost there wannabe religion that the Chairman of Blizzard founded, invented and jizzed over.It follows the Gods in the MMORPGFGSDFGBSGSGF World of Warcaft that only crazy people will join such as Tom Cruize

OMFG i can't believe what Tommo just did!!! The way he is going on about using a feather to safely fall off a cliff and shoot lightning bolts at MR. MOOCH its as if he is following WOWism

by James WOOTER December 19, 2008

urban woodsman

1. A home-challenged person. 2. A displaced being that lives on the city streets.

Many larger cities have an urban woodsman on every street corner begging for change.

by orj01 June 10, 2010

Washington Woodsman

When a man takes a girl to the woods then asks for her cell phone and then tells her im going to put it in your ass or your walking home.

I told my ex-girfreind that we were going camping and gave her the Washington Woodsman.

by Mr. Washington him self September 28, 2009

woodsmen

A coed group of elite timber sports competitors. Travel internationally making big wood small.

Oh yeah, I'm on the woodsmen team. I can work an axe like nobody's business (time).

by Colby Lumberjack March 24, 2021

Hungarian Woodsman

When you are clean shaven and eat someones ass out so good it looks like you have a full beard.

I was eating Jessica's ass and came up with a Hungarian woodsman.

by Leon the Noel January 14, 2009