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woodard

(n), one who has Swiss block cheese titties. May be transparent in nature, showing many veins. Particularly nasty to look at or be flashed. CAUTION - nauseating nipples.
Gosh, Ashley has such woodard titties.
by Andrew Bresnock January 14, 2008
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woodard

a family of imbrednecks who drive geo storms.
The Woodard's just ate my pet rat.
Look at them there Woodard's, they done mulitplied again.
by matthius July 30, 2008
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Woodard

Someone that gets obnoxiously drunk and then proceeds to do all kinds of stupid shit. Including but not limited to pretending to throw up on people. Using whiskey as hair gel. Falling into pregnant women. Trying to suck on your girlfriend's toes.

Stay away from Woodards. They are dangerous and should not spread their seed on this planet any further.
Did you see Woodard? He is acting like a tard tonight.

If we go out tonight don't let me get wasted and pull a woodard.

That guy has only had like two drinks and he is already acting like woodard.

Woodard likes to make girls squirt... well fat ones at least.
by doctordray January 13, 2010
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Woogirls

definition: a girl who has to say "woo!" to everything becasue thats as good as its gonna get for them at the moment. In reality they are sad and los
Without woogirls, there would be no Girls-Gone-Wild, body-glitter, etc.

I'm going to the bar to see if i can hook up with a woogirl
by Redd Dyver January 25, 2011
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woogana

the act of jumping off a very tall object like a bridge or kyscraper while sitting in the lotus position.
News Reporter: "And hes just jumped off the Sydney Harbour Bridge, HES DOING A WOOGANA!"
by Chong Fei June 2, 2009
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wootarpiggott

Wootarpiggott (woo-tar-pig-it) is a last/middle name for extremely cool guys. The main cool guys who have this name, are the royalty, named as Remmus, Wooten, and Lizzie.
Remmus Wootarpiggott is the absolute BEST.
by George memulous September 11, 2020
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Woosar

An expression used by frustrated benders to try to keep their tempers under control.
Count to 10, and take deep breaths. Woosar, Woosar.
by monkeyboym November 28, 2010
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