Woof

An exclamation of digust, perhaps after seeing a morbidly obese woman in tight nylon pants.

-Hey, dude, check out that chick's tattoo...
-WOOF! It looks like a tiger on a ferris wheel

by MW713 May 15, 2008

Woof

To bluster, to threaten idly.

Man, don't mind that honkey. He's just woofin.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

Woof

to lie, to joke

No you gotta be woofing!

by j man March 9, 2003

Woof

calling someone out on a major lie; false claim

Woof! You are not at home sleeping, I just saw you walking to Subway!

by jadeem May 13, 2011

Woof

Woof is a term used to describe something that's gross. This can be gross looking or gross smelling.

Keaton: Do you smell my pussy? (As she pulls down her panties.)
Cody: O woof! That smells like fuck!

Keaton: Do you see that guy?

Cody: Yes.

Keaton: What do you think?

Cody: Woof!

by TheCodemeister May 9, 2016

Woof

To call someone out in public, especially in the form of a challenge.

You can keep woofing all night, I'm not going to race for pinkslips.

by BooHooLou August 23, 2003

Woof

The sound you make when a group of people, you secretly like, come your way

Billy and Nate said, “woof” when Polina, Erin, and Sarah walked by.

by CodeMeow August 9, 2018