woodwink

The skill of being able to wink the peehole of an erection to entice ones sexual partner.

Sam woodwinked at me and I couldnt resist him.

by fearplug April 1, 2011

woodwinds

Fags who aren't cool enough to play brass instruments. Also, the air that moves across your cock when a chick is giving you that oh-so-special present.

1) We're the woodwind section! We're unimportant fags! 2) I felt the woodwinds on my balls last night.

by BilboBaggins January 8, 2004

Woodwinds

Moronic idiots whose lips aren't strong enough to play an awesome brass instrument.

Yeah man, I used to think he was cool. But then I heard he plays a woodwind instrument.

by Crum May 22, 2004

woodwinds

a family of instruments that have no place in a marching band.

Usually are the most immature in a marching band.

They do however have some importance during concert season (when the awesome brass players aren't playing).

Person 1: Wow, that band sucks!

Person 2: It's not their fault, they just have too many woodwinds. Good bands should only have brass and percussion. I mean... look at Drum Corps.

by Xizor December 25, 2007

Woodwinds

Trash. Brass ? Also trash.

You kiss wood when playing a woodwind instrument.

1) "A woodwind? Disgusting. Brass rules."
2) "Well, I like the strings.."
3) "Shut up! Woodwinds are the best!)
2) "Just stop.."
pianist) "whats up"

by i did a joke February 26, 2020

Woodcind

Woodcind is the abbreviated for "Wood Creations Ind". It's is a small wood working company that specializes in pallet wood furniture.

Daaaaem, that Woodcind furniture is out of this world. I need some Woodcind in my life.

by BenjiBen10 February 15, 2020