Woodwind

(Slang) A hilariously unfortunate yet majestic term for a penis queef—the rare but mighty expulsion of trapped air from the urethra, often following some, uh… enthusiastic activities. Think of it as nature’s tiny jazz solo, an unexpected toot from the flesh flute.

“Dude, I was with my partner last night, and I legit let out a woodwind. Sounded like a sad oboe.”

by xoxolirpa March 14, 2025

Woodwind

Farting with a boner.

I did a woodwind last night and it felt great.

by 1374828272773733 April 13, 2017