woodman's delight

a girl who is flat as a board easy to nail!

That girl over there is a woodman's delight.

by Alex Auch December 16, 2008

Woodwaffle

When one’s fetish includes their wood and a waffle maker

Yo, despite the fact that I burnt my dick, nothing beats the feeling of a woodwaffle.

by lilMADCHILLER May 29, 2018

Woodlawn Beach Middle

Solid divide between Navarre and breezers, most of the girls are Vsco or Lesbo, no in between, all the kids are dumb asses, the guys act gay but are not at all, 6th grade teacher that watches child porn, and a 7th grade teacher that dismisses instead of the bell the bell it’s hella gay, everyone wears fake designer clothes, everybody has AirPods, the PE coaches make you play gay sports (speed ball, cone ball) and the entire school is filled with snitches.

Woodlawn Beach Middle? You mean the place where my dreams died as a child?

by Barry_Micockiner December 9, 2019

woodmansterne school

hell on earth. avoid this school at all costs. the teachers are shit and all of them hate you for stupid reasons. the kids are neeky and look like something out of looney tunes. if you go to this school you will suffer from ptsd, anxiety, depression, schizophrenia, and bipolar disorder by the end. nobody likes you in woodmansterne because everybody there hates themselves for deciding to go to the school. don't go to woodmansterne, save yourself before it's too late. trust me.

random person: omg i went to literally any other school it was so great!
person from woodmansterne: i went to woodmansterne school and now i want to kill myself

by i hate woodmansterne school May 2, 2023

Mr. Woodward

Fatass

Mr. woodward is so fat

by wedfiuhsieuguiawegu9iowQR1q2r April 22, 2019

Edmonds-Woodway

When Edmonds highschool and Woodway highschool combined, it became Edmonds-Woodway. Rivals with Meadowdale, the school most commonly called 'Edway' or 'E-Dub' is known for their school spirit and amazingly good sports teams. EWHS's mascot is the warrior. Most students go to the surrounding fast-food places such as dairy queen, burger king, starbucks, and in fall 2011 dick's burgers. Edmonds-Woodway is legendary because of alumni Anna Faris, Kevin Forrest, and Michael DeRosier. Anyone living in the Seattle Suburbs has heard of this school.

Person one: Did you see the Edmonds-Woodway game?

Person two: Yeah! That school's teams are beast!

by Mfrosh April 3, 2011

morning woodsap

(Noun) the sappy genital arousal of a female that occurs in the morning; female morning wood

Girl 1: dude I hate when I wake up and my pussy is wet

Girl 2: yea morning woodsap is the worst

by Tarry Haylor October 13, 2013