Woodcocked 

Inspired by the movie "Mr. Woodcock", when someone with good intentions is made out to be the "bad guy" by the manipulating villain confused for the victim.

Showing respect for others really pays off ... unless you're woodcocked in return by a guilty party in denial of their own actions.

Woodcocked by The Real Mr. Woodcock April 13, 2008

Woodcock 

The last name of an alias used when checking into a seedy hotel. The first name of the Alias is usually Richard

"Hi I called ahead and reserved a room by the hour under the name Woodcock, first name Richard

Woodcock by peddyr March 31, 2008

woodcock 

1. A person who makes racket at the slightest provocation, is easily excitable and pulls a variety of silly faces for little reason.
2. Getting a splinter in your dick.

"That Annie is such a woodcock, especially if Neighbours is on."

"Man, last night, slid along the unvanished floor and ended up getting woodcocked."

woodcock by I Love Tarquin February 9, 2008

Woodcock 

1. Winner

2. A man with an unusually large and hard penis
3. A bird (get your mind out of the gutter) that walks slowly along the forest floor, probing the soil with its long bill in search of earthworms. Unlike its coastal relatives, this plump little shorebird lives in young forests and shrubby old fields across eastern North America.

1. A chant to be yelled after one has defeated an opponent at any such tournament; "Woodcock means Winner!". Often times used as the team name so that the team may later chant: "Woodcock! Woodcock! Woodcock!"
3. "That guy I hooked up with last night had the biggest woodcock I've ever seen!"
2. Look at the cute woodcock with its long beak scavenging for food!

Woodcock by PubCrawler March 20, 2015

Woodcock 

Someone who gives inappropriate sex advice to underage kids.

You told that little boy to not wear condoms when having sex? Dude, you're such a woodcock!

Woodcock by SomeoneResponsible April 13, 2010

woodcock 

come on wood and cock in the same name what needs to be said

wood hard and funny cock funny and hard woodcock

woodcock by pdx drinkers August 3, 2006

Woodcocking 

1. (adj.) used to show resentment towards a person, object or task.

2. (v.) the act of persuading your wife to let you get a purple pool table (refer to the Television series 'Til Death)

Maia: We have a test tomorrow and 3 assignments in English Class.
Alyssa: Are you freakin' woodcocking me right now?!?!
Skye Skye: HAHA! I get the reference. LOL XD!!!!111!!!!

Woodcocking by Minnie the Muncher November 16, 2013