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wanelo

website/app that enables a user to purchase "hipster" merchandise.
"I got these hipster looking shorts from Wanelo."
by whatislife? January 10, 2013
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Wondel

A person so wonderful that when you try to describe it, your words get all tangled up and you just have to stop to take a breath.
See that girl over there? She's wondel...
by fallinouttadabox June 14, 2009
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Woel

{woah-el} (noun) A portmanteau of 'word' and 'duel'.

A battle of words between two participants who are passionate about a certain topic and on completely different sides of the argument. In order for it to rise above that of a 'debate' into the class of a woel, the initial quarrel must begin online and then continue into reality. Often tends to be negative to those around who have to listen to two people who simply wish to convince one another of their own position.
Person 1: "Sarah and Jon are having a woel about abortion that I saw begin on Sarah's facebook status and is now happening at this party."
Person 2: "Yeah, it is really bringing everyone down."

Two celebrities are trapped in a woel after insulting each other on twitter and then attacking each other verbally.
by Becness July 24, 2009
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Woelympics

A form of attention-seeking and one-upmanship wherein the participants try to outdo each other with sob stories and having the worst parents, ailment, job, life, etc.
"Oh hey, is that Jenny and Amanda?"
"Yeah, but you probably don't want to go over there. They're competing over who has the worst mental illness."
"Oh god, not the Woelympics again."
by aoigensou September 7, 2013
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wanelbow

Wanelbow- when your significant other stays up late using her Wanelo app while digging into your back with her elbow. The elbow is used to support the Wanelo hand.
"Babe, I'm trying to sleep, stop wanelbowing me!"
by CAstearns October 11, 2013
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Wonlee

Wonlee, aka wonton, loves cactuses
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Wokelisted

When comments from your account or IP on a web forum get drowned out by a botnet or suppressed by an AI-powered algorithm because you used blacklisted political buzzwords that run counter to the webhost’s agenda.

While not an outright ban or shadowban, your comments become unreadable thanks to a flood of +1000’s of automated comments that follow yours to suppress your speech.
I got wokelisted by the admin for mentioning a fact about race, gender, or fascism on a specific subreddit. 34,000 botnet comments drown out mine whenever I post now.
by Bobtom April 10, 2023
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