womanese

A woman's way of blowing smoke up your ass,sort of like how politicans or executives talk to lower ranked or working class people,a way of telling you something without telling you.

Guy:what are you doing on Saturday? Girl:I'm really busy all weekend I have to check my schedule. In reality she doesn't want nothing to do with him,but she's being nice about it.That's what womanese is.

by John Hitchner May 12, 2007

womaneering

Any activity that is done by women, that has absolutely no purpose and no positive benefit to humanity, but is defended as purposeful and beneficial by those women doing it.

Tracy co-led a woman's tree-knitting seminar, and her friend Sally had been making vagina finger-hats to protest the tampon tax.

So they were womaneering?

Yep.

by AntiSuffragette July 19, 2017

womanade

Womanade is squirt

Squirt is not pee, it’s womanade

by bowbow08 July 14, 2023

womanese

An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of she really means.

Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."

Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."

by judochop November 12, 2007

womaner

weedy, little, shy, frail, timid.

"Jaspers such a womaner".

by Alias Jay August 27, 2003

womandsome

alot like handsome, but more feminine....doesnt necessarily apply to women only.

Joe was very womandsome in his drag outfit

by kaley williams November 4, 2006

ad womanem

When a woman verbally attacks a man (because he's a man) instead of addressing his argument.

Shelly: 2 + 2 = 5.
John: No, Shelly. 2 + 2 = 4
Shelly: Stop mansplaining to me, John! That's just like a man. You misogynist.
John: You're using ad womanem attacks, Shelly.

by ainje June 14, 2015