wonkamaxxing

Dressing like you’re Willy Wonka

“Hey did you see Karl’s fit?”
“Yeah bro he’s wonkamaxxing.”

by Nutche August 18, 2023

Wolfaboo

Wolf·a·boo wolf-uh-boo (n.)

1. Derived from the term Weeaboo (referring to a person overly obsessed with japan.) A Wolfaboo: "A person overly obsessed with wolves; one who equates a human life to that of a wolf; someone who defends and or glorifies wolves killing humans. Often misspelling the plural of wolf as 'wolfs'; Often, will make up lies and propaganda to defend wolves; most of the lies do not hold true when put to actual research."

Tom: "Did you see how Yellowstone is regulating the wolves to preserve elk populations?"

Bob: "YEAH! IT MAKES ME SO MAD! IF A HUNTER KILLS ANY WOLFS, THEN THAT HUNTER SHOULD BE RIPPED APART BY A WHOLE WOLF PACK!!"

Tom: "Wow, you never told me what a wolfaboo you were."

by DonutPie August 1, 2010

wonkamax

To dress in an exquisite, Willy Wonka type attire.

Dude is out here Wonkamaxxing in this fit, preposterous

by arrhy August 19, 2023

walkative

The urge to walk a lot, especially after a long period of convalescence.

Xaviera is extremely walkative since her knee stopped hurting.

I used to be extremely walkative in my youth, but arthritis put paid to that.

by Steve the Snake April 24, 2008

Soggy Wonka

When you stick your finger in your ass then put it in someones ear. Like a wet willy, but with shit instead of saliva.

He pissed me off last night with "your mom" jokes, so i gave him a Soggy Wonka. He was pissed.

by ViolenceVixen May 11, 2010

The willy wonka

verb; paying 5 or more midgets, or smaller people, to be covered in chocolate ( preferable hershys ), while they gangbang an unsuspecting friend.

I finally got back at mary, i gave her the good old The Willy Wonka, and caught it all on tape.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.

by ironicall aint it November 28, 2007

Chili Wonka

The act of paying a midget to dress up as an Oompa Loopma. From there, you have the midget eat three and a half bowls of chili. When digested, the midget will take a dump on your chest so you can get high off the aroma.

Guy 1: Dude, I've always wanted to try a Chili Wonka, but I don't know any midgets.

Guy 2: Don't worry, man! My neighbor is a midget. I'll set you up.

by Dankerman January 7, 2013