Working on churches

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.

Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!

by Laronzo September 12, 2022

working out with gorillas

A motivational imagery technique used to drastically increase your interest and stamina while working out at the gym.

When I’m low on energy and drive during my sometimes repetitive workouts, I just imagine working out with gorillas and then I’m super pumped!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

working

A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.

"No, I can't come to the party tonight. I'm working late."

by KonaKenny August 3, 2008

.exe has stopped working

Often used after a name when someone says/does something SUPER embarrassing or just SO STUPID you can't comprehend it.

Also used on funny pictures of people or animals looking super confused or doing something they normally wouldn't do, like they glitched.

human.exe has stopped working

by XxSil March 17, 2017

Waking up the rocket

When a penis becomes erect due to sexual arousal. Used colloquially to refer to the sight of an attractive female making a guy's penis hard.

"So many pretty girls around me and they waking up the rocket"

by Cappy1 November 11, 2016

single working mother

A common scapegoat for African-American-Italian males to justify being capable of sewing and buying designer clothing and sunglasses all while pretending to be broke.

Ben: Hey dude, you sew really well and have $300 designer sunglasses and a bottle of Gray Goose . Are you a fag or somethin?
Chris: I have a single working mother!

by ourfavouritegame March 23, 2010

willy wonking

When you are jerking off and wrap a candy wrapper around the tip of your penis and cum into the candy wrapper, and slurp up all the juice from it.

"My little brother caught me willy wonking with his halloween candy."

by tylerdun August 10, 2016