wootball

A fat streamer that likes to play with... Balls.

Wootball likes to play with my balls

by FatFuckerman August 26, 2020

woot

Woot originated as a hacker term for root (or administrative) access to a computer. However, with the term as coincides with the gamer term, "w00t".

"w00t" was originally an trunicated expression common among players of Dungeons and Dragons tabletop role-playing game for "Wow, loot!" Thus the term passed into the net-culture where it thrived in video game communities and lost its original meaning and is used simply as a term of excitement.

"I defeated the dark sorcerer! Woot!"

"woot! i r teh flagmastar!" (Think Tribes)

"Woot, I pwnzed this dude's boxen!'

by Weatherlight April 4, 2004

woot-off

Popular 'deal a day' website, woot.com, strays from its standard one item format about once a month bringing its customers many consecutive items. When one item sells out, it is replaced by another item almost immediately. This can go on for well over a day until it ends without warning, often with woot's infamous bag of crap!

A woot-off is signified by two flashing red lights below the item. As long as these lights are present, the woot-off is still going on.

David: "Great! I'm not getting any sleep tonight!"
Billy: "How come?"
David: "There's a woot-off going on! I HAVE to stay up!"

by Mr.3d PHD March 11, 2008

Wootache

A female mustache another spelling for this word is wootash.

Hair above the female lip and below the nose is a wootache (wootash)

by Mr will March 15, 2011

Wooter

Metaphysical place of happiness within the soul, generally triggered by enthusiastic glee

That really tickled your wooter, didn't it?

by Fuckunda September 2, 2017

wootinator

A person who has too much good luck.

He just won the grand prize in five lotteries... the lucky wootinator.

by ??^?? August 21, 2008

Wootlock

An annoying and often talentless player on MMO/MOBA games.

Did you see him die for the fifth time? What a dumb wootlock!

by l0lumad November 10, 2014