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by Suckysuckbuck February 26, 2017

Witte's Great Spurt

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.

ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts

by Philly Ree August 14, 2008

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by transdisciplinary September 6, 2021

jeff wittek

A member of the vlog squad who went to prison, but seems like he has really changed. He is also Literally the hottest guy it the whole entire world, and if u think differently come at me dude.

hot

Me: OMG I love Jeff wittek
Friend: he’s not even that cute
Me: * kills friend*

by Batman_ is_betterThanYou November 11, 2019

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by Shiine-1 April 13, 2022

Wittering

Something you do when you talk rubbish with no particular reason, meaning or audience.

Oh stop wittering on man no one is listening to you again.

You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?

by Never witter July 26, 2010

wetten

A wetten is somebody who is moist/wet. someone who is embarrassing or cringey.

derived from wet.

“did you see that picture Aran posted with his 10 bag? what a wetten”

by jamasburg December 3, 2017