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witch's brew

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One of Homestar Runner's catch phrases, as well as his hilarious obsession.
The Cheat, I have a question about your costume. Are you supposed to be some kind of Witch's Brew?
by coolpersonyo August 26, 2003
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witch's tit

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Evidence that a woman is a witch and should be burned forthwith. In early times it meant an unfortunate birth defect on some women that took the form of a third nipple on the chest. Later witch hunters were not so discriminating and pointed to any mark, scar, mole, cyst, or mosquito bite found on any part of the body of the hapless bitch, thereby ensuring arrest, conviction, and subsequent barbecue.
Behold the witch's tit! By Our Lady, thou art a foul and monstrous..uh..hmmmm...! Anybody got a match?
by South Beach Butt Watcher April 9, 2008
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We went to the store but nobody was there and it was locked up tighter than a witch's cunt.
by sqrfolkdnc September 3, 2009
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Witch's Broom

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The Witch's Broom is a term constantly referring to females with a penis. Such situations can derive from transexuals or natural defection at birth. When a witch rides her broom, the symbolism conveyed is that the part of the broom sticking out represents a penis from the side view, thus defining a female penis as a witch's broom.
Miyena has the largest witch's broom in the world with a penis that is 17 inches long, which James likes to play with.
by James Bowen April 6, 2008
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Witch's Tap

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The use of a wooden spoon (or an erect penis), to free pastry from a pie tin. Due to current health and safety limitations in the UK, witch's taps are restricted to wooden spoons only in the workplace. Due to the risk of severe burns to the genitals I recommend using a good witch's tap after the pie tin has been allowed to cool.
The gentleman chef needed to give the pies a witch's tap to free them from the muffin tin.
by THE Frank Spencer August 16, 2008
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witch's cat

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She's got a mott like a witch's cat.
by The Strut September 30, 2004
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Witch's Cauldron

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To cup ones hand over the anus in the shower, forming a tight seal. Once filled, fart into the water, making a bubbling cauldron sound.
Sorry about the smell in the bathroom, I made a particularly bubbly Witch's Cauldron.
by jeezihavenfi March 12, 2009
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