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whiskey dent

Dents or scratches on a vehicle due to drinking and driving or hitting an object with your vehicle while intoxicated.
Joe: Hey Troy, did you see what happened to George's bumper?
Me: O yea, just another whiskey dent from last night, that was one hell of a party!
Joe: O ok, i have a few of those my self.
by Troy Danger November 16, 2010
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Smooth Whiskey-itus

The ability for a person to drink large amounts of whiskey without really noticing the amount they drank.
Mike drank almost a handle of whiskey last night, he suffers from Smooth Whiskey-itus.
by XanderALX March 8, 2009
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Whiskey Bravo

A Nautical term to give something a lot of room (standing for wide berth)
Give a whiskey bravo to that jetty.
by CaptainBill13 September 24, 2021
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whiskey pig

One stinking, fat, drunken, uneducated welfare witch. She drinks cheap whiskey all day and breathes booze breath on everyone she encounters. She has really bad breath, and smokes like a chimney. Her kids take care of themselves all day in their government subsidised housing, tearing up the place and throwing poop at each other, while she whores it up at the local watering hole. A lot of her kids are retarded from fetal alcohol syndrome. She has a rear end the size of New Hampshire.
"If I had a choice between being with that whiskey pig or death, I would chose death."
by running out of patience February 12, 2008
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poops gold and pees whiskey

Someone very important to a group of people.
With as many touchdowns as Derrick Henry makes, they need to protect him like he poops gold and pees whiskey!
by I, Wreckerrr January 31, 2021
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wiskydick

wiskydick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wiskydick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wiskydick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wiskydick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with wiskydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
wiskydick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."
by RepOmaN April 15, 2013
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whiskey neat

Whiskey poured from a bottle straight into a glass, with nothing else in the glass (no ice, mixer, or water).
By drinking whiskey neat a drinker can appreciate all of the complex flavors the spirit has to offer.
by talk2me-JCH2 July 7, 2022
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