ben winston

A man who directs One Direction music videos and sucks at his job. He tends to steal ideas from other people and pass them off as his own. He's like a bad zit, not matter how you try to get it to go away, it never leaves.

Ben Winston needs to stop doing whatever it is he is doing.

by Emg16 February 21, 2015

winston slip

The sneaky insertion in the brown eye when partner is expecting insertion in the proper recepticle.
To be used on the first date with no anticipation of a second.

"Last weekend I totally gave her the Winston slip",
"where is she now"?
"I never called her back"

by pkbm July 20, 2006

Chill Winston

Comes from The Lenny Henry Show from the late 80's in the UK. Lenny Henry's character (Delbert Wilkins) would often tell his friend Winston to calm down in his character's vaguely West Indian accent - "chill, Winston". The line used in Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels is a reference to this. It has become a common British saying, though many are unaware of it's origin.

Chill Winston! I've got it under control.

by Floydus July 18, 2011

Winston Churchill's ashtray

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.

Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

by griggy June 20, 2011

wet winston

A finger is moistened with saliva and stuck up another's butt, evil cousin of the Wet Willie

I gave her a Wet Willie and she responded with a Wet Winston

by BigSandy September 10, 2013

Dallas Winston

he is a character from the outsiders. he is very hot and good looking. he loves Johnny cade and again, he is VERY good looking. he dies in the end and it is very sad.

Dallas Winston is so hot!
I want all the kids in my school to look like Dallas Winston.

by hhahaahhaha May 2, 2019

Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute

Smells like burnt curry and weed. All mans here think they're Hoodmans but they ain't sh** fham.

Person 1: Yo I'm gonna apply to "Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute"

Person2: Why would you do that bro

Person1: idk bro

Person 2: atleast it's better than Wexford

FruityPerson3: nize it about wexford bruh dont diss

by 1995Truthteller1995 October 28, 2019