Finishing Position

N. Alternate name for doggy style. The name is derived from men's inability to last very long in this position. Hence, once he starts getting it doggie, he's finished.

"Ward's ass came home drunk and frisky. He was on top of me riding away- blowing his beer breath all over me, I couldn't take anymore so I rolled over into the finishing position and let nature take it's course."

by keifermail December 10, 2009

Finishing school

A school where you learn to get your shit together so you can act right in public

The entire state of Alabama needs to go to finishing school

by heyFBIyouretheworst March 1, 2021

Minishing

A guy with a really small penis fucking a fat girl.

Because Elliot's penis was so small, Fat Lauren was unsatisfied. Therefore, their sex together could be classified as minishing.

by metsrock62 August 18, 2009

wishing poop

A magical occurrence in which one makes a wish when they wipe after pooping, only to have no brown marks on the toilet paper.

John: Hey Bill, guess what!
Bill: What's up, John?
John: I just had a wishing poop, I wished for world peace!
Bill: Well shucks!

by Pratttan May 6, 2016

finishing the fight

Doing what must be done in a conflict between two sides.

Master Chief, you mind telling me you're doing on that ship?
Sir.... Finishing the fight.

by ThatL0nelyElit3 April 3, 2017

wishing boner

When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.

" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."

by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017

finishing school

jerking a man off to completion

Dr. Sushi ask if after dinner I would go to finishing school.

by Conradillac May 30, 2023