Windshitter Syndrome

A League of Legends player who plays and ques exclusively Yasuo or Yone, and still believes they have any ounce of talent.

"I want to play Yone/Yasuo"
"Don't! You'll catch a severe case of Windshitter Syndrome!"
"Good point, I want to keep my friends"

by leagueofwests August 30, 2021

winds of shit

From the Trailer Park Boys: The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.

Lahey: "You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?"
Bubbles: "...No."
Lahey: "Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.
...Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming."

by Chuwy June 10, 2006

Windows variables

Variables that windows uses (that you can use too) as shortcuts for files / directories (folders), typed in-between percentage symbols (%).

These are examples of windows variables (windows 7) :
%ALLUSERSPROFILE% -- C:\Program\Data
%APPDATA% -- C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming.
%USERNAME% -- Your user name that you are using.
%CMDCMDLINE% -- C:\Windows\system32\cmd.exe
%COMPUTERNAME% -- Computer name
Of course there are a LOT more, but they are too many to list in here.

by Not-underscore April 30, 2020

windows me

When added to AOL it means you have the worst possible life.

Wow, I feel sorry for that poor bastard with ME and AOL

by mol3mole April 6, 2004

Windows 11

Microsoft's newest OS (Operating System) that requires you have a computer that is atleast 3 years old and have TPM 2.0 (Trusted Platform Module) built in either your cpu or motherboard.

Friend #1- Hey, are you going to install Windows 11?

Friend #2- I can't because my computer is ass and Microsoft is strict on people with older components

Friend #1- Damn, that's tough

by ImBoredAsHell July 7, 2021

Window licker

A person of limited mental capacity who licks the windows of a short bus.

My friend Joe is a window licker.

by Bearmama May 3, 2016

Windows 10

Proof Microsoft can't count.

The Origin of Windows 10:
Teacher: Can you tell me how to count to ten?
Bill Gates: 1, 360, One, 95, 2000, 7, 8, 8.1, 10!

by Nintendium-chan October 15, 2014