john wilkes boof

When the teacher asks who shot Lincoln, and you shout out John Wilkes Boof.... and she says good answer

Ok class who shot Lincoln ? John Wilkes Boof....

by Pfunk July 12, 2017

pullin’ a Wilkes

Usually used to describe overindulgent communications (i.e. texting) and unintentionally friend-zoning yourself. This is done by focusing on obsolete topics and leaving nothing to the imagination. This phrase was named after a novelist who resides just west of the Hudson..

He wouldn’t stop texting me essays about nonsense, he’s pullin’ a Wilkes..

by The Meighflower December 5, 2018

John Wilkes Booth

Sneak up behind a seated person (prefferably female) and blow your load on the back of their head.

i just john wilkes booth'd your mom

by Drew Donald October 26, 2007

Wilks

Not handing in any coursework

Taking any excuse for staying off school
Being a lazy twat

Person 1: You hand in your history coursework?
Person 2: I did a wilks...
Person 1: your pathetic...

by The Coursework Avoider January 11, 2011

North wilkes middle school

A school full of fake ass hoes who cant keep their legs together. Drugs and vapes are circling around and the school almost got shot up. The teachers are really rude to the students and dress code is gayer then the boys. Pretty much all the boys are short and they'll probably cheat on you with some twat from East. People pretend to be pregnant to get someone to stay with them. Bullying is not dealt with. The stuck up bitches care more about students grades then their will to live. Someone please show this to our principal. Hoes walk around with their back arched trying to look thicc when in all reality they're flatter then a mcdonalds burger.

North wilkes middle school makes me want to cry and kill myself.

by youurmom January 15, 2020

steve wilkos

Former marine and police officer. Best known for being security at the jerry springer show and host of the steve wilkos show.

steve wilkos is one bad ass mofo, I watch his show everyday

by tonitewedineinhell March 21, 2008

winkus

To urinate. Masculine derivative form of the longer "winkie-tinkie" used by Madeline Kahn's character Trixie Delight in the 1973 Peter Bogdanovich film PAPER MOON.

"I really need to go winkus before I go blind."

by Craig Duckett December 5, 2003