Wifi

Disciple of Bob the Almighty, you must offer and pray to it if you want fast connection.

Let us sacrifice to Wifi!

by LegendaryWølf September 23, 2022

wifi

A thing we always blame for being very shitty.

(wifi goes out)
Me: "Fuck! The wifi so shitty here."

by Dubiks November 17, 2018

Wifi

Undeveloped cat

Wifi is small but cute

by Baptist loves croissants February 15, 2019

Wifi

Another word for a thot. Everybody uses her

Yo, yah mom is wifi, everyone uses her

by Shah Santanna January 13, 2014

wifi-by

The act of temporarily using an available wifi signal whilst in the process of driving or being passenger in a car.

guy 1:"So how did you find the circus so fast, I thought you were lost?"

guy 2:"I was lost, thankfully I found a Starbuck's and performed a wifi-by on my Dash and got some proper directions."

by spacemigrant March 28, 2009

wify

The state of hyphy-like fun experienced with wine and the internet (WIF=Wine Internet Fun).

Instead of going out to a bar, Dave decided to stay at home and get wify.

by dmhoro March 7, 2009

WiFi

Hell for old people.

Ah! WiFi is so confusing to us elderly dudes!

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018