by Absebt crew. December 29, 2017
Wifey- adjective for NAIVE, DUMB,STUPID, girl who has no mind of her own and is only good for serving the needs of her "HUBBY"
The wifey hands him over her paycheck, while he spends it on drinking with his boys and hitting up the clubs. While wifey, ever the housewife, sits at home blowing up his phone in between either breastfeeding, doing the dishes, or watching TV.
The wifey is hella proud. She thinks everyone wants to be in her position and must brag about it on every social networking site ever. EXAMPLE: "Tomas's Wifey" "Wifey Material" When her man lets her out of the cage and let her go out she has to cling to him insecurely and PDAs are a must! "Just so dem bitches know who the "wifey" is." Too bad the smart females are laughing at what a dumb lil girl she really is!
The wifey rarely lives out her dreams because unlike the smart Down Females she thinks being wifey is a fulltime job. She cuffed(another word for imprisonment) and pops out a few kids. She doesnt have friends because none of them compare to getting d*ck everynight & buying his clothes, paying his bills, and jumping to his other needs. The wifey will later regret this when she realizes shes working the same shitty retail job as she was in highschool and has no real friends.
She has to call her man when she wakes up, goes to make coffee, takes a shoower, breathes, etc. if she doesnt live with him. And girls nights out are strictly or forbiden or "your just like the other hoes" Wifey ever so confident must believe everything he says and her phonebook just gets smaller and she is always lonely
The wifey also believe popping out kids is like playing with barbie dolls so whenever her man brings up the idea the panties fly off and the legs open. Her man usually loves the idea of making the babys but when she starts packing on some pounds he dips to the club at night and strikes up a conversation with a down ass female who could get higher then a 16 on her ACTs.
So girls use your brains and be a down ass female!! Being a wifey is so overrated and you will just get fcuked over when your man realizes you only good for popping out babyS!!
The wifey hands him over her paycheck, while he spends it on drinking with his boys and hitting up the clubs. While wifey, ever the housewife, sits at home blowing up his phone in between either breastfeeding, doing the dishes, or watching TV.
The wifey is hella proud. She thinks everyone wants to be in her position and must brag about it on every social networking site ever. EXAMPLE: "Tomas's Wifey" "Wifey Material" When her man lets her out of the cage and let her go out she has to cling to him insecurely and PDAs are a must! "Just so dem bitches know who the "wifey" is." Too bad the smart females are laughing at what a dumb lil girl she really is!
The wifey rarely lives out her dreams because unlike the smart Down Females she thinks being wifey is a fulltime job. She cuffed(another word for imprisonment) and pops out a few kids. She doesnt have friends because none of them compare to getting d*ck everynight & buying his clothes, paying his bills, and jumping to his other needs. The wifey will later regret this when she realizes shes working the same shitty retail job as she was in highschool and has no real friends.
She has to call her man when she wakes up, goes to make coffee, takes a shoower, breathes, etc. if she doesnt live with him. And girls nights out are strictly or forbiden or "your just like the other hoes" Wifey ever so confident must believe everything he says and her phonebook just gets smaller and she is always lonely
The wifey also believe popping out kids is like playing with barbie dolls so whenever her man brings up the idea the panties fly off and the legs open. Her man usually loves the idea of making the babys but when she starts packing on some pounds he dips to the club at night and strikes up a conversation with a down ass female who could get higher then a 16 on her ACTs.
So girls use your brains and be a down ass female!! Being a wifey is so overrated and you will just get fcuked over when your man realizes you only good for popping out babyS!!
Wifey: Omg Im wifey im prego!! BITCHEZ BE JEALOUS
Smart Females: Hahahhaa jealous of a stretched out p*ssy @ age 18 ?? sureee Wifey whatever make u sleep at nite!
Smart Females: Hahahhaa jealous of a stretched out p*ssy @ age 18 ?? sureee Wifey whatever make u sleep at nite!
by mizindependant June 16, 2009
A term commonly used by douche-bags on the internet to refer to their wife, fiance, or female partner. Generally employed by the same type of people who use the term preggers, hubby, or those who refer to their children as bunnies.
by AsswithaK September 01, 2010
1. A ghetto fabulous nickname that a man refers to for his wife, girlfriend or fiancee.
2. A ghetto fabulous and cheesy nickname that Facebook Whores in myyearbook groups together refer to each other in status or picture comments on Facebook.
2. A ghetto fabulous and cheesy nickname that Facebook Whores in myyearbook groups together refer to each other in status or picture comments on Facebook.
1.
Homie1: Yo, man, is dat your girlfriend over der?
Homie2: Hells no, Nigga, dat's my wifey!
Homie1: Word is bomb, yo!
2.
Linda Romaine has posted 1 new photo in the album Mobile Uploads.
2 comments:
Janelle Busten: Girl, you're lookin' hot as hell!
Linda Romaine: Rawr, wifey!
Homie1: Yo, man, is dat your girlfriend over der?
Homie2: Hells no, Nigga, dat's my wifey!
Homie1: Word is bomb, yo!
2.
Linda Romaine has posted 1 new photo in the album Mobile Uploads.
2 comments:
Janelle Busten: Girl, you're lookin' hot as hell!
Linda Romaine: Rawr, wifey!
by Jay Dog February 15, 2010
by piinkk sharpie July 14, 2009
Terminology used by low-life to describe their pistol. When one gang member asks another "where's wifey", you know it's time to leave because they are referring to the location of their gun and not their wife or ho or both.
Hey Hank, where's wifey? It's time to do that Spencer dude from the show the Hills, he's such a Nancy. While we're at it, let's give him a wedgie and a haircut!
by mikeverdill July 15, 2009
Commonly used with girls to say how much their friends mean to them. Used instead of best friend or besty.
Girl 1: Babe I love you loads - you're my wifey!
Girl 2: I love you loads to babes! You're my wifey for sure.
Girl 2: I love you loads to babes! You're my wifey for sure.
by Pally. October 04, 2009