Wifeeta

the spanish slang name for a wifey

your number 1 girl
the one who is always there in the end
wife material the one you will marry

I will do for my wifeeta what i will do for no other girl
I got alot of bitches but my wifeeta is the only one i love
I gottta alot of homegirls but shes my bestfriend my wifeeta

by StIlLaBaDbItCh August 2, 2011

wifestapo

A cruel, authoritarian, ideologically-intractable female spouse.

"Hey bro, what happened to that new Harley/new iPad/trip to Las Vegas?""

No mate, the wifestapo said no.

by grammerluvver2000 April 7, 2011

Wifester

What you call your friend who is married to the same man that you are.

When I found out that I was still legally married, I called him up and talked to him and his wife. She threw out some names as to what we would call each other. Wifester is was.

by wifester March 19, 2009

wifecta

The act of a man finishing in all 3 available holes of his wife within 24 hours.

Oh man! For my birthday my wife is giving me the wifecta!

by Brechsgirl June 23, 2021

Wifestyle

Something a married person has which a single person doesn't.

In making his life choices, Dave had to consider that as he was no longer a single man he had to take into account his partner's wifestyle.

by R-and-Q.com March 20, 2022

Wifestie

The combination of the words "wifey/wiffie" and "bestie". A wife who is also your best friend. Your true romantic partner in life and in crime. This is the male version of "hubstie".

I can't wait to see my wifestie tonight. She brings me such life and I am so happy to have someone like him in my life.

I love having a wifestie. It's the best of both worlds.

by LingDanc803 February 16, 2023