Wisdom Teeth

Wisdom teeth are stupid and they never do what you want them to without putting you through agonies of pain

My wisdom teeth are killing me.

by rooneyt October 8, 2011

Facebook Wisdom

Facebook Wisdom (n.): Used to describe the dumbass shit people say on Facebook, Twitter, tumblr or other online social networks to make themselves seem clever, profound, or wise.

Jane likes 'Sweetie, If You're Going To Be Two Faced, At Least Make One Of Them Pretty =)' on ♥" "That's Facebook wisdom we could all live by, if it weren't so contrived.

by Frederich J. P. Freely August 23, 2010

pearls of wisdom

Insightful information (or thoughtful little life lessons) that a person attempts to convey to another person about a particular subject.

Look up the term "Loxi" for examples of pearls of wisdom.

by Loxi July 21, 2009

fortune cookie wisdom

When somebody claims to be smart, but half of the shit they say is obvious and can be found in a fortune cookie.

Asshole - Work hard and you will be okay.
Normal Guy - No shit, thanks for the fortune cookie wisdom, asshat.

by ILikeDefiningThings August 26, 2018

Wisdomatic

Full of wisdom, much more wisdom than the word wise implies

That Chess Dragon is making spectacular moves. He is very wisdomatic

by NotDakota April 23, 2009

Wisdom teeth

A way for dentists to make a shit load of money within a few minuits. O and as an added bonus it hurts like fuck!!! but kinda fun when you first wake up.... cuz your stoned!!!

Dentis: ok now count back from 100...

you: 99...98.... sleep......

Dentis: O.K. boys lets get out the power tools this ones gonna be good.

miniuts later... Wisdom teeth removed.

you: What happened and how the fuck did I get my shoes on???

by The crazy Italian April 16, 2010

Wisdom Poo

The act of defecating so hard and fast you come to understand everything about life.

"Dude, I had a mad wisdom poo last night."

by Unicornpoo22 May 25, 2016