by Dewey finn =]]] April 16, 2010
When you have an Erection caused by Viagra and after the viagra wears off you cannot shake the erection.
Callum: “Did you hear about my mate John he got with that fit bird last night?”
Andrew: “Yeah I heard he took Viagra for his little John and got a bare stiff wicket the next day!”
Andrew: “Yeah I heard he took Viagra for his little John and got a bare stiff wicket the next day!”
by TinyTerribleDancer May 24, 2018
by greg April 7, 2003
To have to urinate during a drinking session.
Origin in English/Australian cricket vernacular, drinking sessions at pubs can be scored using cricket scoring format of wickets/runs (Aus) or runs/wickets (Eng), where runs are drinks, and having to urinate is a wicket.
You might tell your mates as you stand up that you just lost another wicket.
Origin in English/Australian cricket vernacular, drinking sessions at pubs can be scored using cricket scoring format of wickets/runs (Aus) or runs/wickets (Eng), where runs are drinks, and having to urinate is a wicket.
You might tell your mates as you stand up that you just lost another wicket.
1. "Damn it guys, just lost another wicket"
2. "Geez mate, if you lose a wicket this early you'll be up and down all night"
3. "I opened well, but am suffering from a middle-order-collapse (denotes a quick succession of wickets)"
2. "Geez mate, if you lose a wicket this early you'll be up and down all night"
3. "I opened well, but am suffering from a middle-order-collapse (denotes a quick succession of wickets)"
by whitty January 28, 2005
by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003
by j-diddy March 23, 2004
Krista: Tommy branded me last night.
Lisa: What? how?
Krista: He wicket tongued me and then made me tell him what he wrote.
Lisa: What? how?
Krista: He wicket tongued me and then made me tell him what he wrote.
by JadenComma March 10, 2014