Wong

1. A particularly lascivious bastard
2. One who engages in non-discreet ogling of the opposite sex
3. A person who plants cameras underneath office desks
4. The act of planting cameras underneath office desks

1. Man, that guy is such a Wong!
2. KDub wonged the new girl's cube.

by KDubb April 8, 2007

Wong Poker

Wong poker is a mega rad awesomely sick texas holdem' poker tournament held every second Thursday at a rotating venue in the Northern suburbs* of Melbourne, Australia. It sees 8 rad (to the extreme) dudes fight it out for the highly decorated and much revered TWOT (tournament Winning Official Trophy) aka Amulet. It is arguably the most exciting and much anticipated poker tournament in the universe.

*One rural Victoria venue.

Jared: "Who is hosting wong poker tonight?"
Daniel: "According to the roster, David is hosting wong poker"
Brenton: "But he swapped wong poker hosting duties with Andrew"
David: "Yes, Andrew is hosting wong poker"
Brad: "I hear he is serving seafood at wong poker"
Chris: "I bloody love seafood"
Jarrod: "I bloody love wong poker"

by le Camel August 15, 2012

Whungit

Someone with a considerably low amount of common sense.

“Ya Ting tong ya whungit”

by ArthriticGrandpa October 17, 2021

Billy Wong

A Billy Wong is when a male's underwear "rides up" until you can see the outline of the males penis. This is only happens if the guy is wearing boxer briefs.

"Dude I need new underwear. These things give me Billy Wongs for days."

by thewordsmith6790 June 23, 2016

wong foo

Pronunciation: wong FOO
Function: verb
past tense: wong fooed

taken from the film "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar"

the act of temporarily turning a dreary, nearly uninhabitable room (hotel, motel, etc) into a place worthy to stay by the use of fabrics (normally brightly coloured), appropriate furniture placement, pictures, etc.

This is exemplified approximately 45 minutes into the movie.

"Imagine our surprise when we got to the hotel room and it was actually very nice inside. We didn't even have to WONG FOO it!"

by chris madison May 25, 2005

Whoning

To work on or improve one’s skill in a particular field without actually doing anything

While ur out here slaving away I’m whoning my craft

by Swankememes inc. November 29, 2019

Whorgasm

When a whore has an orgasm.

IF britney spears or Paris Hilton had an orgasm, you would call it a.....(preschool audience responds after a 15 second pause): Whorgasm.

by Orgasmatic College Ruled Paper February 10, 2010