something completely school appropriate.
by Nathaniel Merriweather March 31, 2006
Last night we drank some Cuba libres, I didn't think much would come of it, but he must have slipped me a roofie 'cos later we did some whittling.
From the preferred practice of James R Whittle. '''James Whittle''', 1901-2001, was a pioneering champion of homosexual rights. Born in Bristol without teeth, his early years were further hampered by his mother's sour breast milk. Many say it is this experience with breasts that turned him to the cock. Whittle was a dedicated '''cock smoker''', his most famous remark on the subject being "if god had not intended us to chew pole she would have made us without tonsils". Considered the godfather of the homo intelligentzia, Whittle was also a proponent of the Manchester Drum and Bass scene and a specialist in HIV medicine. Which broguht new meaning to the phrase "to bring one's work home with one". Which is exactly what happened. Whittle's life ended as tragically as it began when the progression of AIDS required that his ass be removed. Without his work or his ass, J. Whittle was denied the two things that brought him pleasure, and, on the 24th of December 2001 he took his own life by the bizarre method of cooking and eating an entire St Bernard. The so-called '''"Christmas eve poof-icide"''' has since become infamous even in the wider heterosexual community for reasons not least of which being the general association of homosexuality with Christmas eve.
From the preferred practice of James R Whittle. '''James Whittle''', 1901-2001, was a pioneering champion of homosexual rights. Born in Bristol without teeth, his early years were further hampered by his mother's sour breast milk. Many say it is this experience with breasts that turned him to the cock. Whittle was a dedicated '''cock smoker''', his most famous remark on the subject being "if god had not intended us to chew pole she would have made us without tonsils". Considered the godfather of the homo intelligentzia, Whittle was also a proponent of the Manchester Drum and Bass scene and a specialist in HIV medicine. Which broguht new meaning to the phrase "to bring one's work home with one". Which is exactly what happened. Whittle's life ended as tragically as it began when the progression of AIDS required that his ass be removed. Without his work or his ass, J. Whittle was denied the two things that brought him pleasure, and, on the 24th of December 2001 he took his own life by the bizarre method of cooking and eating an entire St Bernard. The so-called '''"Christmas eve poof-icide"''' has since become infamous even in the wider heterosexual community for reasons not least of which being the general association of homosexuality with Christmas eve.
by le$boxxx October 05, 2006
by battyjointsmoker420 January 03, 2019
A white girl from farny who looks like she's been at war in afghanistan for a long 10 years , in other words she is scaly as fuck , she has had intercourse with 50% of the teenage male population and has a minge that looks like a forest mixed with a beaten up chicken wing.
by beansellsbushwack February 27, 2019
The process of removing glaze or hardened sugar from a doughnut (often stale) to make them more edible.
by Cpiddy7 March 04, 2021
Cheese whittle (v) /CHēz/ /ˈ(h)widl/
When one man lays naked on his back with a full erection and a group of at least 4 other men masturbate over him and ejaculate onto his erect penis. The ejaculate is then left to dry and harden upon the full-mast shaft. The receiver then, with the help of a whittling knife, whittles the "cheese" off of his still erect penis.
(Note: in order for this to work, the receiver of the cheese must maintain a full election for the entirety of the cheese whittleing process.)
When one man lays naked on his back with a full erection and a group of at least 4 other men masturbate over him and ejaculate onto his erect penis. The ejaculate is then left to dry and harden upon the full-mast shaft. The receiver then, with the help of a whittling knife, whittles the "cheese" off of his still erect penis.
(Note: in order for this to work, the receiver of the cheese must maintain a full election for the entirety of the cheese whittleing process.)
Hey Da'Qwelvis, tomorrow is cheese whittle Wednesday so don't forget to double up on the cialis, your gonna need it!
by NorthSneads November 22, 2022
by tickaya May 17, 2006