Smooth Whiskey-itus

The ability for a person to drink large amounts of whiskey without really noticing the amount they drank.

Mike drank almost a handle of whiskey last night, he suffers from Smooth Whiskey-itus.

by XanderALX March 8, 2009

Whiskey Bravo

A Nautical term to give something a lot of room (standing for wide berth)

Give a whiskey bravo to that jetty.

by CaptainBill13 September 24, 2021

whiskey pig

One stinking, fat, drunken, uneducated welfare witch. She drinks cheap whiskey all day and breathes booze breath on everyone she encounters. She has really bad breath, and smokes like a chimney. Her kids take care of themselves all day in their government subsidised housing, tearing up the place and throwing poop at each other, while she whores it up at the local watering hole. A lot of her kids are retarded from fetal alcohol syndrome. She has a rear end the size of New Hampshire.

"If I had a choice between being with that whiskey pig or death, I would chose death."

by running out of patience February 12, 2008

poops gold and pees whiskey

Someone very important to a group of people.

With as many touchdowns as Derrick Henry makes, they need to protect him like he poops gold and pees whiskey!

by I, Wreckerrr January 31, 2021

jab in the whiskers

The act of coitus with a young hottie is sometimes referred to this way.

"That Cindy finally let me give her a jab in the whiskers. It was heavenly."

by running out of patience April 4, 2008

whiskey neat

Whiskey poured from a bottle straight into a glass, with nothing else in the glass (no ice, mixer, or water).

By drinking whiskey neat a drinker can appreciate all of the complex flavors the spirit has to offer.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 7, 2022

whiskey dyke

A girl that only makes out with other girls when inebriated.

"Mellisa is such a whiskey dyke. She's always making out with other fugly chicks when she's drunk."

by flacid January 11, 2009