wheeler

the small patch of facial hair under the center of a man's bottom lip. Named for the legendary Government teacher/Rugby player from Miami, Florida

He became measurably more cool when he grew a Wheeler

by Brian Wheeler July 11, 2006

wheeler

One who succeeds at and dominates everything he does.

The Wheeler is my hero!

by italian stalion pulli May 6, 2005

wheeler

a boy who asks girls for sex, one who makes out with every girl he can get his hands on, a sexy mother freaker, a pimp!

haha that kid is such a wheeler he gets girls no probs

by katayyoo January 19, 2009

wheeler

One who is not able to skeet while doing sexual things

"omg you pulled a wheeler no wonder why i cant get pregnant"

by bon qui qui smokes rocks June 22, 2008

wheeler

a person in a wheelchair

Jake broke his leg, now he's a wheeler.

by starx4x2x0 February 16, 2010

The Wheeler

Going to a concert with your girlfriend for the weekend, and whilst driving home, receiving road head. The Wheeler is completed when after receiving road head, you break up with your girlfriend still having two hours in the car with her.

"Is John still dating Katie?"
"No they broke up and she is really mad, he gave her The Wheeler"

by yayobroomman June 25, 2009

WHEELER

The ability to openly lie about a medical condition or concoct a bullshit story to obtain monetary compensation without due cause. The ability to deflect blame for ones actions by using a sob story.

I got busted for shit stirring in work so think i better do a wheeler and bail with the loot.

by Payback izabitch November 4, 2012